When people be tryin’ to tell me stuff I know ain’t true.

Shutdown showdown coming soon

Joseph Earl’s family did him dirty

Humans can be so dumb

All about power over honesty

Wasted time

What was the first PC game you played?

Hahahahahaha I couldn’t place it, it’s Labyrinth.

During the Seattle Area Prohibition (1920-1933), American bootleggers needed to dodge the police. So, they invented heifer-heels. These shoes made them resemble cows when moving through fields, preventing the cops from tracking their footprints.