Casey Michael Lewis was free for about 15 minutes — and never even left the parking lot.

The 37-year-old had just been released from the Saint Lucie County Detention Facility in Fort Pierce after being held on grand theft charges.

According to authorities, shortly after walking out, he began roaming the jail parking lot “acting suspicious and checking vehicle doors.”

Surveillance video reportedly showed him looking into cars, opening a silver vehicle, and sitting inside for about two and a half minutes. Deputies say he then continued checking other cars by testing door handles.

When approached, he allegedly claimed he was “waiting for his girlfriend.”

Police say he handed over a brown paper bag containing items taken from a vehicle — including an iPhone 7, cigarettes, a lighter, a Visa debit card, a Florida driver’s license, and $547 in cash.

He was arrested again on burglary, grand larceny, and possession charges — and taken straight back into the same jail he had just exited.

Officials later said he was released again that day… but this time, deputies made sure someone was there to pick him up.

After nearly a decade of waiting, fans might finally have a reason to get excited.

Rihanna was spotted working late at a recording studio in an Instagram video shared on February 26 — her first clear studio moment since releasing Anti in 2016.

The clip showed her heading into a late-night session after business meetings. The audio was muted… but that didn’t stop the internet from losing it.

Since Anti, Rihanna has built a billion-dollar Fenty empire, stepped into acting, and embraced motherhood.

Now, this studio sighting has reignited hope that new music could finally be on the way.

It’s been almost 10 years.

If Rihanna drops an album tomorrow… are you ready? Or did you give up waiting?

In its cold open, Saturday Night Live skewered President Donald Trump over his surprise attack on Iran.

The latest episode opened with Trump, played by James Austin Johnson, appearing at a press conference to address the U.S.-Israeli strikes on Iran, which began during the early morning hours on Saturday.

“I launched this attack after me and my Board of Peace decided we were bored of peace,” Johnson’s Trump told the audience, referencing the committee of world leaders established by the president last month.

“As we all know, Iran has been two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon for like the last 15 years or something, so we had to act now,” Johnson’s Trump continued, adding, “War, what is it good for? Distracting from the Epstein files!”

How some people are acting these days

The club is famous for its “Cremation of Care” ceremony and high-level networking, and is long rumored to have been acting as a social club for the powerful.

Independent journalist Dan Boguslaw published the alleged 2023 list on his Substack after receiving it from a club member, organizing names by the club's 100 camps like 'Lost Angels' and 'Pink Onion.'

The document spotlights elites including Jimmy Buffett, Conan O’Brien, Michael Bloomberg, Eric Schmidt, Charles Koch, Paul Pelosi, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as a repeat guest.

An insider confirmed its accuracy to the New York Post, stressing the club's focus on arts, music, and rituals like the Cremation of Care with no business deals or darker activities, while the private organization stays silent on verification.