In a closed-door meeting with clergy from the Diocese of Rome late last week, Pope Leo XIV clobbered his priests with a distinctly 21st-century request: to resist the “temptation to prepare homilies with artificial intelligence."

“Like all the muscles in the body, if we do not use them, if we do not move them, they die. The brain needs to be used, so our intelligence must also be exercised a little so as not to lose this capacity.”

The holy father drew a line in the sand, declaring that despite AI’s capabilities now or in the future it “will never be able to share faith.”

This snake wasn’t just big — it was prehistoric nightmare fuel

Meet Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the largest snake ever discovered. Unearthed in 2009 at Colombia’s Cerrejón coal mine, this ancient giant lived around 60 million years ago during the Paleocene epoch. Stretching up to 46 feet long and weighing nearly 2,500 pounds, Titanoboa ruled the humid rainforests of its time as a true apex predator. It was powerful enough to crush and consume massive prey, including ancient crocodiles and giant turtles.

Unlike venomous snakes today, Titanoboa didn’t rely on poison. It used pure muscle — squeezing its victims with crushing force. Modern reconstructions show a body as thick as a human waist, giving a chilling sense of its scale. Beyond the fear factor, this discovery also revealed something important: such enormous size suggests Earth’s tropical climate was much hotter back then than scientists once believed

Muscle memory at this point

It'd the doggo equivalent of sleeping cat on your lap. If you even dare to move a muscle... She will wake up.

Superheroes get muscle spasms too yk