Jack White eviscerates Trump in a skillfully written character summary (full text in comments)

There's something captivating about the way you see the world, like you have a secret map to its hidden wonders. 🌌 I find myself pausing just to catch a glimpse of your laughter—it's the kind of melody that lingers. ✨ If I could borrow a moment from your day, I’d love to see where those thoughts of yours wander. 🌿

Was drinking this coconut and noticed it tasted like alcohol so I cracked it open