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Cozy up with a bowl of this Creamy Cajun Chicken Soup! It’s rich, flavorful, and perfect for a comforting dinner. Ingredients: - 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts, diced - 1 tablespoon olive oil - 1 medium onion, chopped - 1 bell pepper, chopped (any color) - 2 stalks celery, chopped - 3 cloves garlic, minced - 4 cups chicken broth - 1 cup heavy cream - 2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning - 1 teaspoon smoked paprika - Salt and pepper to taste - 2 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped (for garnish) Directions: 1. In a large pot, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Toss in the diced chicken, seasoning it with salt and pepper. Cook for about 5-7 minutes until it’s browned and cooked through. Once done, remove the chicken from the pot and set it aside. 2. In the same pot, add your chopped onion, bell pepper, and celery. Sauté those veggies for about 5 minutes, stirring until they soften up beautifully. 3. Now, add the minced garlic, Cajun seasoning, and smoked paprika to the mix. Stir it all together and let it sauté for another 1-2 minutes until your kitchen is filled with mouthwatering aromas. 4. Pour in the chicken broth and bring it all to a gentle simmer. Let it cook for about 10 minutes so the flavors can mingle and dance together. 5. Lower the heat and stir in the heavy cream. Return the cooked chicken to the pot and warm it up for another 5 minutes. 6. Give it a taste and adjust with extra salt and pepper if needed. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of fresh parsley, and enjoy every comforting bite! Nutritional values (per serving): - Calories: 400 - Protein: 30g - Carbohydrates: 10g - Fat: 25g - Fiber: 2g Serving size: 1 cup Get ready to savor every spoonful of this zesty delight! #CajunSoup #ComfortFood #ChickenSoup #CozyEats #RecipeInspiration

TRUFFLE MUSHROOM MEGA FARM Ingredients: 2 cups mixed mushrooms, sliced 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 cup shredded mozzarella 2 tbsp truffle oil 1 pizza crust (thin or thick) Salt & pepper to taste Optional: fresh thyme or parsley Instructions: 1⃣ Sauté mushrooms & garlic till golden. 2⃣ Drizzle truffle oil over crust, spread mushrooms. 3⃣ Top with cheese, bake at 425°F (220°C) for 12–15 min till melty & fragrant. Prep: 10 min | Cook: 15 min | Total: 25 min | Serves: 4 flavor seekers

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