Having the best sleep after the puke dance

UK police have formally requested the full, unredacted Epstein files from the U.S. Department of Justice.

The files are said to be necessary for any potential prosecution of former Prince Andrew to move forward.

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has confirmed investigations are ongoing but declined to name any targets.

Prince Andrew was arrested in February 2026 on suspicion of misconduct in public office and later released under investigation.

Investigators are focused on a 2010 email exchange in which Andrew allegedly sent Epstein sensitive trade and investment information.

The Metropolitan Police are also reviewing multiple sexual misconduct claims to determine if further criminal investigations are warranted.

King Charles III has stated that "the law must take its course" and offered full cooperation with authorities.

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada went viral after talking about the weird contradictions in human nature.

Here is the full statement.

“Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it.

Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives.

Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it.

The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food.

Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.”

The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

British Cabinet Minister Steve Reed has officially rejected claims that Iran is planning to target London with ballistic missiles. Speaking to the BBC, he stated there is currently no intelligence or assessment to substantiate the warnings recently issued by the Israeli government
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SHOUTING OVER the blazing flames engulfing the Oval Office at journalists who were fleeing to safety, US president Donald Trump maintained that everything is fine on domestic and foreign fronts, WWN can report.

“Everything is fine” Trump confirmed, possibly talking about heat he was getting for lying about a former US president ringing him to praise him for stating his war on Iran.

However, some media personnel choking on smoke speculated Trump could have been referring to the lies told by Pete Hegseth who claimed families of US military personnel grieving the needless deaths of their loved ones told Hegseth to ‘finish the job in Iran for my son’.

“Everything is fine,” repeated Trump as the make up on his diseased hand began to melt, but observers suggest the ‘everything’ he is referring to might relate to him saying he has destroyed Iran’s military capability only for Iran to knock out 17% of Qatar’s natural gas supply which could take 5 years to get back online.

“I would have guessed the everything he means is him joking about Pearl Harbour, or the fact the UK, France, Italy, Japan, Germany and the Netherlands released a joint statement declining to dig Trump out of the hole he’s dug in the Strait of Hormuz,” remarked one journalist sprinting for the exit of flames continuing to engulf the room.

UPDATE: Trump was last seen repeating “everything is fine” as the flesh melted from his skull, possibly alluding to the estimated $200bn cost of continuing the war on Iran, Oman claiming Israel pushed Trump into the war despite a peace deal being possible, Netanyahu carrying out attacks on Iranian gas fields without consulting the US, his counter-terrorism chief resigning saying Iran posed no imminent threat, Blackrock CEO Larry Fink saying AI’s mass replacement of the workforce will be devastating to the economy, more deaths at the hands of ICE, the latest season of the Bachelorette being pulled from broadcast, inflation continuing to bite, Jared Kushner making billion in corrupt Middle East deals or his presence in the Epstein files.