Speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, Trump said the country would “rededicate America as one nation under God.”

Donald Trump announced a national prayer gathering on May 17, 2026, intended to bring Americans together for prayer, gratitude, and reflection on the role of faith in the nation’s history.

Breakfast slander

Woke up in the morning and I saw this adorable creature having breakfast.

[OC] United States Army breakfast

This actually happened.

Beyhan Mutlu, a 50-year-old man from Turkey, was out drinking with friends when he wandered off into a forest and didn’t return.

Worried, his friends called authorities. A full search and rescue operation was launched.

Meanwhile… Mutlu had simply fallen asleep in the woods.

He woke up around 5 a.m., saw a group searching the forest, and — not realizing he was the missing person — decided to help them look.

As the group called out his name, he reportedly asked,
“Who are we looking for? I am here.”

When he realized they were searching for him, he said he “broke into a cold sweat.”

After being taken aside for questioning, he told officers:
“Don’t punish me too harshly, officer. My father will kill me.”

Police gave him a ride home.

Imagine explaining that one at breakfast.