My retired dad just released his latest satirical newsletter covering the bleak employment outlook for Angels everywhere. Let us know your thoughts…

My dad retired and now spends his time fearlessly reporting the news. His latest piece explores the bold new frontier of ear-hair extensions.

My dad started a satirical newsletter in retirement. His latest exposé? Pepperoni surveillance.

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