Condoms

Eughhhh one too many drinks

Nothing is real anymore. Not even you.

I left the club and got this notification on my phone.

Guys, hear me out..

MONSTROUS FOUR-MEAT DEEP DISH AVALANCHE 🍕🥩🧀 Ingredients: 🍕 1 deep dish pizza crust (homemade or store-bought) 🥓 1/4 cup crispy bacon bits 🌭 1/4 cup sliced pepperoni 🍖 1/4 cup Italian sausage, cooked & crumbled 🥩 1/4 cup diced ham 🧀 2 cups shredded mozzarella + provolone mix 🍅 1/2 cup thick pizza sauce 🌿 Optional: oregano, red pepper flakes Instructions: 1️⃣ Prebake crust for 10 min at 200 °C (390 °F). 2️⃣ Layer meats evenly over crust. 3️⃣ Pile on cheese, then top with sauce. 4️⃣ Bake 20–25 min until bubbly and golden. 5️⃣ Cool slightly, slice into the avalanche of meat and cheese! 🔥 Prep: 15 min | Bake: 25 min | Total: 40 min | Serves: 4

every single time

I am a clone fr

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