Apparently Little Ceasars wanted me to get my yearly allotment of salt in one slice.

How Beastly!

I demand your finest memes

Snapped this while driving from Ohio to Indy. Didn't even notice the dinosaur. So much to unpack.

Should we eat Steve's Lava Chicken?

Garlic Butter Surf & Turf Delight Juicy filet mignon medallions and succulent shrimp in a luscious garlic butter sauce — pure comfort and elegance! ⸻ Prep Time: 15 mins Cook Time: 25 mins Total Time: 40 mins Servings: 2 Calories: ~720 kcal ⸻ Ingredients • 2 filet mignon medallions • 8-10 large shrimp, peeled & deveined • 3 tbsp butter • 3 cloves garlic, minced • ½ cup heavy cream • ¼ cup beef or chicken broth • Salt & pepper, to taste • Chopped parsley for garnish ⸻ Instructions 1⃣ Sear Filet Mignon: • Season steaks with salt & pepper. • Sear in a hot skillet with 1 tbsp butter, 3-4 mins per side for medium-rare. Remove and rest. 2⃣ Cook Shrimp: • In same skillet, add 1 tbsp butter and cook shrimp 1-2 mins per side. Remove. 3⃣ Garlic Butter Sauce: • Add remaining butter and garlic. Sauté 1 min. • Pour in cream and broth. Simmer 2-3 mins until thick. 4⃣ Combine & Serve: • Add steaks and shrimp back to skillet. Coat in sauce. • Sprinkle with parsley and serve! ⸻ Pro Tip: Serve with creamy mashed potatoes or roasted veggies for the ultimate surf & turf experience! Enjoy every buttery bite!

You Just Traveled 3,728 Miles Without Lifting a Finger As you sit here, seemingly still, you’re actually racing through space at breathtaking speeds. In just the next 10 seconds, Earth will carry you about 186 miles (300 km) in its orbit around the Sun. That’s because our planet zips through space at an average speed of 18.82 miles per second (30.29 km/s). Even when it slows to 18.50 mi/s (29.29 km/s), you're still soaring faster than any spacecraft. But that’s just the beginning. Our entire solar system is also orbiting the heart of the Milky Way Galaxy, dragged along by the Sun as it travels at 124 miles per second (200 km/s). That means you've just moved another 1,243 miles (2,000 km) through the galaxy—without even noticing. And it goes even deeper. The Milky Way itself is zooming through the universe at 373 miles per second (600 km/s), carrying our solar system along for the ride. That’s an additional 3,728 miles (6,000 km) you’ve just covered, while sitting perfectly still. Despite these staggering speeds, it still takes our solar system about 230 million years to complete just one orbit around the galaxy’s center. And beyond all of that? The universe continues to expand, galaxies drifting apart in a cosmic dance with no end in sight. So the next time you feel like you’re going nowhere, remember this: You're always moving. Always traveling. Always part of something far greater. #SpaceFacts #CosmicPerspective #Astronomy #MilkyWay #Universe

Planning of ending marriage before the wedding?

HELP I need a caption for this!