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Creamy Garlic Shrimp Pasta Ingredients: - 200g spaghetti - 300g shrimp, peeled and deveined - 2 tablespoons olive oil - 4 cloves garlic, minced - 1 cup heavy cream - 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese - 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes (optional) - Salt and pepper to taste - Fresh parsley, chopped (for garnish) Preparation Steps: 1. Cook spaghetti according to package instructions until al dente. Drain and set aside. 2. In a large skillet, heat olive oil over medium heat. 3. Add minced garlic and sauté for 1 minute until fragrant. 4. Stir in the shrimp, cooking until they turn pink, about 3-4 minutes. 5. Pour in the heavy cream and bring to a gentle simmer. 6. Mix in the Parmesan cheese until melted and creamy, then add red pepper flakes, salt, and pepper. 7. Toss the cooked spaghetti in the skillet, coating it in the creamy sauce. 8. Serve garnished with chopped parsley. Prep Time: 10 mins | Cooking Time: 15 mins | Total Time: 25 mins Calories: 450 kcal per serving | Servings: 4 servings Suggested Pairings: - Garlic bread - Steamed broccoli - Caesar salad #creamyshrimp #pastalovers #dinnerideas

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Warm, gooey Baked Brie enveloped in a crunchy Keto crust – perfect for an indulgent appetizer without the carbs! Ingredients: - 8 ounces of Brie cheese - 1 cup almond flour - 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese - 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder - 1/4 teaspoon onion powder - 1/4 teaspoon salt - 1/4 teaspoon black pepper - 1 large egg - 1 tablespoon olive oil - Optional: Fresh herbs (like rosemary or thyme) for garnish Directions: 1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). 2. In a mixing bowl, combine the almond flour, grated Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and black pepper. Mix them well to combine. 3. In a separate bowl, whisk together the egg and olive oil until combined. 4. Pour the egg mixture into the bowl with the dry ingredients. Stir until a dough forms. 5. Take a piece of parchment paper and roll out the dough into a circle, large enough to completely wrap around the Brie. 6. Place the Brie in the center of the rolled-out dough. Gently fold the edges of the dough over the cheese, pinching to seal it completely. 7. Carefully transfer the wrapped Brie onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. 8. Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes or until the crust is golden brown and heavenly! 9. Once done, remove it from the oven and let it cool for a few minutes before serving. If you’re feeling fancy, garnish it with fresh herbs for a pop of flavor! Serving Size: 1/4 of the wrapped Brie Nutritional Information (per serving): - Calories: 270 - Protein: 10g - Carbohydrates: 6g - Dietary Fiber: 3g - Net Carbs: 3g - Fat: 23g It’s a delightful dish that’s sure to please everyone at the table. Enjoy! #KetoRecipes #BakedBrie #CheeseLovers #LowCarb #AppetizerGoals

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