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Haitian Epis Traditional Haitian Epis Seasoning Base with Garlic, Herbs, and Peppers Ingredients: 1 cup green bell pepper, chopped 1/2 cup red bell pepper, chopped 1 small yellow onion, chopped 5 garlic cloves 1/2 cup scallions (green onions), chopped 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped 2 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves 1 bouillon cube (Maggi or similar) 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon lime juice 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar 1/4 cup olive oil 1 Scotch bonnet or habanero pepper (optional, for heat) 1–2 tablespoons water (as needed for blending) Directions: Add all ingredients to a blender or food processor. Start with a tablespoon or two of water to help the blending process. Blend until a coarse but uniform paste forms. Adjust seasoning to taste if needed. Store Epis in a clean glass jar in the refrigerator for up to 2 weeks, or freeze in ice cube trays for longer storage. Prep Time: 10 minutes | Cooking Time: 0 minutes | Total Time: 10 minutes Kcal: 40 kcal (per tablespoon) | Servings: Makes about 1.5 cups #haitianepis #haitianfood #caribbeanflavors #haitiankitchen #seasoningpaste #freshherbs #homemadeseasoning #caribbeanstaple #episrecipe #traditionalhaiti #garlicandherbs #flavorbase #haitianhomecooking #kreyolcooking #spiceblend #caribbeanseasoning #flavorbomb #cookingstaple #episfromscratch #easyseasoning 🧄🌿 Unlock authentic Haitian flavor with this homemade Epis! A bold, herb-packed seasoning base for everything from stews to rice and meats.

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GARGANTUAN REUBEN-STUFFED PRETZEL BOMB 🥨🥩🧀 Ingredients: 🥨 1 large ball of pretzel dough 🥩 1/2 cup sliced corned beef 🧀 1/3 cup shredded Swiss cheese 🥬 1/4 cup sauerkraut, drained 🥣 2 tbsp Russian dressing 🧈 Baking soda wash (1 tbsp soda + 1 cup hot water) 🧂 Coarse salt for topping Instructions: 1️⃣ Flatten dough into a thick disc. 2️⃣ Pile corned beef, cheese, sauerkraut & dressing in center. 3️⃣ Fold tightly into a sealed dough ball. 4️⃣ Brush with baking soda wash, top with coarse salt. 5️⃣ Bake at 200 °C (390 °F) for 25 min until deeply golden. 🔥 Prep: 15 min | Bake: 25 min | Total: 40 min | Serves: 2–3

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