I just found the 50 year guarantee for my broken Ginsu Knife from 1978

Political Prosecution Tensions

Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime

Which one do you hate more

Bro was not lying😭

Says the biggest parasite in the country

Saved billions of lives by not talking to the police 🖕👮‍♂️🙊🚫🐀

Beef and Napa Cabbage Stir-Fry Savory Beef and Napa Cabbage in Ginger-Garlic Stir-Fry Sauce Ingredients: 1 lb (450g) beef sirloin or flank steak, thinly sliced 4 cups Napa cabbage, chopped 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 tablespoon sesame oil 3 garlic cloves, minced 1 tablespoon fresh ginger, minced 1 small onion, thinly sliced 2 tablespoons soy sauce 1 tablespoon oyster sauce 1 tablespoon hoisin sauce 1 teaspoon cornstarch 2 tablespoons water Salt and pepper to taste Sliced green onions and sesame seeds for garnish Directions: In a small bowl, mix soy sauce, oyster sauce, hoisin sauce, cornstarch, and water. Set aside. Heat vegetable oil and sesame oil in a large skillet or wok over medium-high heat. Add garlic, ginger, and onion; stir-fry for 1–2 minutes until fragrant. Add beef slices and stir-fry for 3–4 minutes until browned and just cooked through. Add chopped Napa cabbage and cook for 2–3 minutes, until slightly wilted but still crisp. Pour in the sauce mixture and stir well to coat all ingredients. Cook another 1–2 minutes until sauce thickens. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Garnish with green onions and sesame seeds before serving. Prep Time: 10 minutes | Cooking Time: 10 minutes | Total Time: 20 minutes Kcal: 320 kcal per serving | Servings: 4 #beefstirfry #napaCabbagerecipe #asianinspired #quickdinner #easyweeknightmeals #beefrecipes #gingergarlicsauce #healthymeals #stirfrylove #simpledinners #homecooking #wholesomeeats #onepanmeal #savoryflavors #beefandveggies #asianflavors #fastfoodathome #lowcarbrecipes #stirfryperfection #flavorpacked Dinner in under 20 minutes? Yes, please! 🥢 This Beef and Napa Cabbage Stir-Fry is fast, flavorful, and packed with garlic-ginger goodness.

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